reasons you should date me:
- i bake things and they taste good usually
- i will cuddle you always
- you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talk
- i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
what month comes after september???
after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas
if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one